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Friday 29 November 2013

BLACK FRIDAY TERROR!!!!

Oh Panda, that's terrible! Will he survive?

I would love to help but I have some terrible events unfolding right in front of my eyes: they're washing my sheep blanket!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm here, sheepskin! Don't be scared!!! 

Nooooooooo

HELP OLIVIA!!! HELP!!!


DAD IS GOING TO PUT TRUSTED ADVISOR CHIP INTO THE SPIN WASH THING!!!! 
OH NOES!!!!!!!!


Thursday 28 November 2013

Foxy lady right back at ya

Hi Panda!

I'm loving the panda hat. I've looked for Olivia hat everywhere but I don't think they make them. I was getting upset so Mom person let me wear one of her hats. 

Yay or nay? 


Love, 
Xxx
Boo

Baby It's Cold Outside!

Brrrr! It's cold outside! Don't forget your Panda hats today. Ah-RUFF!

Monday 25 November 2013

Rules and regs part 2

Hello Panda,

I'm sorry for being so quiet but I've been busy daydreaming about visiting those Jamon shops with Magic. Mmm...Ham...mmm...Magic *drools*

You've made a great progress on Bantham! I'm liking all the rules, especially the flag idea! We need to be careful to hang it properly. I once made that mistake with my Mom's person country flag ( she is Polish) and she laughed at me and called me silly Seally because apparently upside down Polish flag is...Indonesian? And it's not the same. Poland is square (like my bottom) and full of Ham. Indonesia is full of volcanos and one of my favourite people friends comes from there.

I'm thinking that we should also add some of the rules me and Magic came up with:

1. We are to sit on the front seat when riding in the car. Child booster seat acceptable. No seat belt, as it will stop half of our bodies hanging out of the window when the car is moving. Stupid seat belts.
2. Every house should have an extendable moveable steps so we could see what dish is being prepared so we don't waste half an hour begging, only to find out that we've wasted time begging for onions or something equally pointless.
3. Tennis balls should be everywhere within reach. I quite fancy one of those Beds. It's been on my wish list for a long time.
4. Spreading across the bed and pretending to be fast asleep before Mom and Dad people get to bed should be acceptable. I hear that those inflatable bouncy castle beds are comfy. They should try to sleep on them. We should reserve our rights to come and join them whenever we want.
5. Sleeping next to our people with our bums facing their faces should not only be allowed but encouraged ( they seem to be so funny about it at the moment. No idea why. It means we trust them!)
6. Whining to go out only to whine 2 seconds later to be let in should be ok. Like they have better things to do!
7. We should be allowed to get into any car with open door.  Mom person embarrassed me so many times dragging me out of some great vans and cars. They opened the door, they were going somewhere in the car! Exciting! I want to go, too!
8. Squirrels are to wait for us to get them before trying to run away ( I think I might have to negotiate with Chip on this one).
9. Pooing in the bushes is ok. Why would I poo somewhere where Mom or Dad person can reach? I'm a lady so I'll poo in the ivy bush. Every. Single. Time. Especially at night.
10. Burping in people's faces after drinking water is acceptable. They should stop laughing and saying I burp like a lad.
11. No one should be allowed to visit the loo without me watching them. Mom and Dad people learnt to accept it but our guests are still being funny about it. Silly people...

I know there are more rules we should include so let's carry on with this list.

And I also wanted to say that I feel your pain about the home grooming...hang on in there... It will grow back sooner than they think!
 What have you done you evil woman???  Just       wait till you fall asleep
Love, 
Xxx

Olivia 



Friday 22 November 2013

Rules and Regs

Dear Olivia.

Magic is H-O-T!!!
(I'm touching one paw to my haunch and saying sizzle at the same time!)
He's very handsome with a rugged edge. Definitely magic!

Also, don't worry about the cloning thing. I happen to know you are irreplaceable.
Plus, mom checked into the clone thing one time and it is very, very expensive.
I'm sure your people would rather spend money on one of those wheel
boxes.

Now, Chip and I have been discussing the rules and regs that will take effect
once we buy Bantham. This is what we have come up with so far:

1. No person is ever to brush, pick, shear, cut, or strip our beards. Ever.

2. No person is ever to brush any part of our bodies. Ever. This is also to include preening out
the fur between our toes.

3. The new flag of Bantham shall be a ham with slices of bacon framed around the four
sides of the flag. Then, in a continuous circle around the ham we shall have repeats of our faces inside stars. Please give me your input on this as it is very important that we collaborate.

4. Meals should be served as follows: Breakfast, Second Breakfast, First Snack, Lunch, Onesies, Second Snack, Supper, Second Supper, Late Night Snack or Third Snack.

5. Once a month will be a National Snack Day.

6. A large square of natural grass will be in every home so we don't have to "go" out in the rain.

7. Holiday trees will be topped with a bedazzled Kong and strung with wooden sculptures of gopher, woodchuck, squirrel, chipmunk, and bacon.

8. There shall be a park on every corner, and a fire hydrant.

9. Windows must be down on all wheel boxes when we ride in them.

10. Endless supply of nuts. (per Chip)

Okay. That's what I have so far. Please let me know your thoughts and add anything else you desire.
The first one is very important to me. You see, the dad person cut my beard a few days ago and I am very unhappy with the situation. I feel like I've lost my identity. I'm checking on the internet for these extension things that all of the celebrities wear. I just need something to wear until my beard grows back.

Talk soon.

Hugs,
Panda


Thursday 21 November 2013

It's a kind of Magic

Dear Panda, 

I've managed to calm myself down after the cloning scare. It turned out Mom and Dad people got a cutout of me because they love me so much. Good. I'm irreplaceable and let's leave it at that. 
I still had a scary dream last night. There were two of me and mom person only had one snack! I woke up with a sweaty tongue and immediately checked the room for the second me. Luckily it was only a dream. Pheew...

Can't you also clone some snacks? 

But I completely forgot to tell you the best news ever! Have I ever mentioned Magic to you? No, not the radio station but Magic the Terrier?  He is the love of my life. One day we will totally get married and adopt some cute puppies, like Brangelina. 

Anyway, so yesterday I'm sitting on my chair and thinking of how to convince Mom and Dad person to make my food servings bigger because we all know that what they are giving me is not enough as I'm using all the energy on thinking and being creative (and it's common knowledge that you can't think when you're hungry). I digress again. So I'm sitting on my chair and finalising my case for larger food portions and guess who walks in! Magic and his Mom and Dad!!! I was so excited I carried on running around the room for at least five minutes even though everyone said hello and sat down. I love Magic and his parents are my favourite people in the world (after my Mom and Dad people). Then Magic and I had some quality time. 

 Ermm...do you mind giving us some privacy here?

It turns out that my Mom and Dad are going away to Eataly with Grandma and Grandad because it's Grandad's 60th birthday (it's that country, which looks like a boot I once chewed on and Mom person got very angry about because it was Jamie Shoo or something like that. Tasted like beef jerky to me) and I will be staying with Magic and his parents! Wooo hooooo! I wonder if Grandad gets beef birthday cake... 

I was so eager to leave with Magic that I forgot to give Mom and Dad a lick goodbye. Embarrassing! 

Me and Magic might go abroad for holiday soon, too. I'm thinking France might be a good idea because I love food and so do French people. I saw "Ratatouille". 


 Oui Oui, more ham s'il vous plait 

I will try to write soon  but, you know...I might be busy

Love,

Olivia and Magic 

Totally in love. Just saying 

Wednesday 20 November 2013

Clones alert!

Hi Panda!

Pheeew... what a relief!

We also have that pointless finger, which I'm not entirely sure what to do with. It sort of sits there and looks like it's there to do the job but does nothing.

And that lack of opposable thumb? Are they kidding me? Why? So unfair...it's almost like we were born to only do hi fives and that's it. Oh, and hold kongs...with both paws.

 nom nom...starter then onto the main course 


Jokes aside, I am a little bit worried...When I got home from my walkies I raced to my food bowl (it's an amazing bowl, every time I come back from the walk with my Dad person I race to it and it has got food in it! Mom person always shouts: "Olivia, slow down or you will choke!") Sorry, I digress. So I raced to my bowl then I turned around and I almost jumped out of my fur! Holy smokes, Batman! There was me there!
Are you me??

At that point I was freaking out...What was going on? Is that me? 
Who sent you here? Are you going to steal my ball? Answer me! 

And then it hit me: Mom and Dad people cloned me! I did not see it coming! I mean I know I don't have an opposable thumb but to try and make a better version of me? That's a little bit extreme! Now I understand why they were brushing me so often, they needed fur for that new Olivia! And DNA... 
Oh dear, oh dear...If that new me could make full use of an opposable thumb and open dog food tins I needed to re-think my strategy. 
Zzzz....think Olivia, think...

But then it came to me: opposable thumb or not, I manage to get on the computer, set up a blog and  steal some tic tacs from Mom person's bag. Sealyhams rock!

Love, 

Olivia 







Tuesday 19 November 2013

Elbows. No opposable thumbs.

Hi Olivia.

Boy did you have me freaking out for a moment! I never even thought about our elbows before now. Or our four elbows. No Elbows and four knees? Grrrrr-osss!

So I googled dogs and elbows. It seems we have two elbows and two knees just like our humans. Whew! I am so relieved! I hope you are too. But I did confirm something I've had suspicions about for some time. We don't have opposable thumbs.
NO THUMBS?!?!?!?! That explains A LOT!

No wonder I can't open up cans of food! Or play rock, paper, scissors! This is so unfair. I'm going to have to consult Chip for a bite now.  Bit. I mean bit.  That still sounds wrong. 

Talk soon.

Panda


Chip...(squeak)...do you think...(squeak)...thumbs are important? (squeak) What's that Chip? (Squeak) You think that maybe we should have a (squeak) snack? Best advisor ever!




Worrying thought

hi Panda!

I've just woken up and had a very worrying thought! Do we have elbows? If we don't... we will never be able to do push ups!!!!

Monday 18 November 2013

I Hate Mondays and Rain

Hi Olivia.

I hope you had a great weekend!

I've never seen a cat beast quite like Cara before. Cat beasts don't have the best singing voice so I am amazed that she is doing so well with the singing thing. She should have someone step on her foot to hit the high notes. That's usually how it works around my house.

Do you really think we could jingle all the way to the bank? Yippy skippy! I have a knack for jingles so I can keep them coming if need be.

I'm not very happy that Monday is upon us once more. That means that dad is off to work and our pack gets split up. To make matters worse it is raining which means I have to go outside in it!!! Ugh!
I have a perfectly good alternate spot to pee on when this happens. It's brilliant actually. Why go outside in the rain when I can relieve myself in the people bathroom on the floor mat?

You would think that I would get a standing ovation for understanding that this is the place to do these things, but no! Mom person always puts me on the guilt trip. "OH PANDA! HOW COULD YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU GO FIVE MINUTES AGO WHEN I TOOK YOU OUTSIDE?"
I'll tell you why. BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING! It's just too much to bare. And so yes, I will sneak into the bathroom where everyone else goes for these matters but for some reason I am shamed.

This is something we will definitely remedy when we buy Bantham. A large stretch of potted grass will be mandatory in all homes. I'm putting that down in my note pad.

By the way, I really enjoyed that picture of you traveling in the car. Aren't car rides the best?!?!? Did you go anywhere special this weekend?

Talk to you soon.

Hugs,
Panda


         If I don't get second breakfast soon I am going after those shoes back there. Friendly warning.



Friday 15 November 2013

Jingle all the way.. with eyebrows!

 Good Afternoon my dear Panda!

What a day! Mom person has been busy doing that WORK THING so I couldn't get my paws on the laptop but I kept myself entertained with your Jingle and I think it's a great idea! I consulted my neighbour, Meryl the Schnauzer, and she thinks that we are on the right track. Hurray! On my way back from the park, all the dogs were singing it and it really sounded great. I'm super excited!

During my research, I came across very creative idea, which I wanted to run past you.

It looks like that there are cat beasts making a fortune from dying their hair. Can it be true that all it takes is to have funny eyebrows and you can make money? Maybe we can do both and be like Cara ?

I'm on it!

XXX

Boo



Thursday 14 November 2013

The Sealyham Crest Jingle

Hi Olivia.

I have exhausted all efforts in locating these pink charcoal things.  I do however have another idea.

How much do jingles sell for? I have my very own special jingle that mom and dad sing to me. I was thinking that it would be really easy for other Sealyham's to insert their names into it and make it their song too.

It goes like this:

Panda Bears, they are the best!
They're very, very furry and they have a white chest!
Mom and dad, they feel so blessed!
To have their own Panda from the Sealyham Crest! (Sing that last part with fervor!)

So we could sell the jingle and for instance, to make it your own, you'd just say "Olivia, she is the best!" for the first line, and then say "to have their own Olivia from the Sealyham Crest!" (Still sing that last part with fervor).

What do you think? I've been watching Madmen since it's inception some years ago and some companies would pay a lot of money for a good jingle like that. Just a thought.

Hugs,
Panda

Pink is Mom's Signature Color

Dear Olivia.

I've been looking everywhere for this stuff. I'm just going to be honest, I'll have a hard time selling ANYTHING that is pink. The mom person has an affinity for that shade.

I did find a big bar of pink stuff in the bathroom. I can't reach it. Mom person purposely moved it to the far side of the tub where my hungry hippo action cannot reach. Mom used to sit it close to the edge but I ate it one day. No one knew it was missing until I got sick and started burping bubble things. You should have seen them! They were running all over the  place and making phone calls! It was funny! They were so worried. Mom said, "Panda is there anything you won't eat?" To which I replied, "NOPE, got any poop?"

I'll keep looking.

Hugs,
Panda

Holy Smokes I got the solution!

Panda! Chip!

I found perfect solution. Forget @Richard Branson, we can do it without him!

All we need is some charcoal. No joke. It has to be pink and you can get £52mil for it!
That can buy us 5 Banhams and leave some change for snacks!

I'm so excited!

Right, I'm off to carry on rummaging through my Mom's jewellery box. So far, I found similar charcoal but it was white so I chucked it away. It has to be pink.You have to do the same, Panda!

Why didn't we think of that? We don't even have to do any begging!

woof!!!!

Olivia

Wednesday 13 November 2013

Trusted Advisor Chip Approves the Following Message

Oh Olivia those are great ideas!

That Elle McSealyham picture is breathtaking! You have a look of distant elegance in your eyes. You must have been thinking of ham. Elegant ham! I think that needs to go to Vogue for Anna Wintour to publish.

Now, Chip has been very busy. He brought out an abacus and has been counting and figuring for most of the day.  Really it's just one of those old Connect Four standing game boards but he likes to think it's an old fashioned abacus. I really don't even know what that is. Sometimes I wonder how I come up with this stuff.

Anyway, we have been busy. Here are some fundraising ideas:

1. Sealyham calendar featuring the two of us in playful poses! And eating.
2. Kissing booth. We could charge upwards $10 USD for a kiss. Or we could discount to $5 USD
    if the kiss seeker brings treats for us to eat.
3. A Sealyham triathlon. I think the three competing activities should consist of 1. A ham eating contest 2. A bacon eating contest 3. A toss up between who can fall asleep the fastest and who gives the best loves and licks.

On a side note, do you suppose we need a back up plan in the case we can't raise enough money to buy Bantham. Do you think I should pen a letter to Sir Richard Branson? I've been researching him and it seems he is preparing to launch a shuttle into space for the enjoyment of people who have a lot of money. It sounds like he has exactly what we are looking for-disposible income. I wonder if he is a dog lover? I must do more research.

Oh, I also thought about putting the cat beasts up for sale on eBay. I don't know what a cat beast sells for do you? I think they possess something very valuable called a fur ball. Every time they produce one the mom and dad person jump up very quickly to get it. If that is the case I could advertise them as self liquidating. The fur balls would eventually pay for the price of the cat beast! So it would be a very good buy for the lucky highest bidder. I think I will post the loud orange one for a $5 million Buy It Now, and take best offers.

                                                          Someone please take her.

I have to go now. It's time for second dinner. I will keep you in the loop. Please do the same. Bantham here we come!

Hugs,
Panda
 

It's all work work here, Panda!

hi Panda,

I've been flat out working on money raising ideas!

So far, I've got:

1. Cookie eating contest for Guinness Book of Records. Not sure who will provide cookies though.
2. Ball fetching for people, who love ball throwing. It has to be green tennis ball. Otherwise, I will   not fetch.
3. Hunting dog. I'm sure I can do that
 Easy peasy
4. Model
 Call me Elle. Elle McSealyham
 

Has Chip came up with any ideas?

Love,

Olivia

How to raise £10mil...

Panda,

You're a real genius! How did I miss that HAM bit in it? You know how I feel about ham!

This place sounds just right! And we can insist that each person living there gets cute Sealyham Puppy! That means 60 more Sealyhams around! Result!

Now, the money issue. It looks like £10mil might be more than we thought. We need to do something! Richard Branson is a clever guy and I think he might just have £10mil. He'll  probably ask us to prepare business case. I don't know what this is but it might be like that nutcase we talked about earlier... Can you knit? Surely there must be something we could do to raise money. I can play dead and do hi 5!

 Maybe Chip can be the Secretary of the Treasury? That's almost as tough and important role as being Tom Cruise. Can Chip be trusted with money and snacks? I don't think one of us could do that job as we'd probably just woof all the snacks down in one go and be left with nothing. Would Chip mind if I munched on him every now and then? I just can't help myself when squirrels are around!

Maybe we should just tell people about how rare we are. Mom person told me that I'm as rare as a tiger. She sometimes also tells me that I'm special but I've got a feeling it's not a compliment.

Let's ask around, Panda!

Remember, it's for all the Sealyhams!

Love

Olivia



Tuesday 12 November 2013

Bant-ham!

Olivia! How did we miss it? Bantham has HAM in it! Great googly moogly! Colonel Sealyham is sending us a message from beyond!

We have to get that 10 million dollars! Should we set up a Paypal account and beg for donations?
Literally beg?

I read that Sir Richard Branson frequents Bantham. Maybe we should write to him to see if he would float us the cash. What do you think? 

I'm running all over the house. I don't know why. 

Hugs,
Panda

Capital Idea!

Olivia you are BRILLIANT!

I love the idea of only 60. That plus you and me equals 62. A pack of 62 is definitely controllable.
Do you think your mom person will share her beef cake recipe? We could make sure that all 60 pack members know how to bake it in a moments notice. I like cranberry dog biscuits. I think they need to know how to bake those too.

Do you think we could make trusted advisor Chip a chief counsel member? He should be way up there like the Pope and Tom Cruise.
And you know what? The first two letters of this country are B-A. Do you know what else starts with B and A? BACON!!!!! I feel it in my withers! This is the place!!!

Do you think we could start a huge kennel to repopulate the world with Sealyhams? We could hire those big bird stork things to deliver the pups! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!

By the way, I LOVED the idea you gave me of making sure I do not stand by my messes so the mom person would think the dad person made the mess. I'm going to try that the next time I eat on one of moms panty liners. YES!

Off to make a list now. We need some rules and regs. Let's work together to share our ideas.

Talk soon.

Panda

I've found us perfect country to rule!

Panda,

I'm excited beyond belief! I think I've found us a perfect country to rule!

I was reading some news in the morning and I saw this place for sale called Bantham. I think it's a big enough country for us to rule with only 60 people to control! That should be handy if we need more snacks.

Now all we have to do is ask Mom and Dad people for some money.

£10mil is not a lot, right? Maybe we can skip one snack each to help them.

Let me know what you think!

Love,

Olivia

Monday 11 November 2013

Sealyham to Sealyham advice!

hi Panda,

What a relief to see that you are back home! Don't you hate it when your people lie to you?
They always say things like: "I'll just brush your beard for a minute and then you'll get a snack" and they carry on pulling your face in all directions for hours (no exaggeration!) only to give you one lousy cookie at the end! Arghh...We need to put an end to this whole lying business! I like your moustache plan...very creative! I hope you'll blame the cats for it! Just pretend you're asleep and they won't know it was you.

 zzzz.. no, I know nothing about that missing cookie!

Over the years, I've learnt that as long as you're not sitting next to the pile of evidence panting heavily and wagging your tail, they won't figure out it was you!










That's a no no. Stay away from the evidence!


I mean, why wouldn't Dad person go through Mom's person bag and rip the plastic container and eat all the tic tacs? Exactly, they would never know!

Mom person is telling me to hurry up so I better go now but will write more after my lunchtime walk!

love,

x

Olivia





Sunday 10 November 2013

I'm Alive!

Dear Olivia.

Happy Belated Birthday!!!

Wow! I am still licking the screen over your Birthday Beef Cake! That looked delicious! You have the best mom. My mom doesn't bake me Birthday Beef Cakes. I will be discussing this with her. It seems that the priorities in my pack are in an improper order. This will be remedied.

I know what you mean about those squirrels running up trees. They just don't want us finding their squeakers. Trusted Advisor Chip has two. He says that the Squirrels are just playing with us and that they dream of us one day catching them and squeaking their squeakers. Squeakers are the best.

So you don't live with cats but you have a Kat? That is funny. Does she hiss at you when you sniff her bum? Can you ask her why that is so offensive? Also, try to find out how they are able to contort their bodies into such painful looking positions.  I don't understand the mechanics of them. I myself have terrible flexibility issues.

So I have been rescued from the boarding establishment. Thank God. I am so glad that is over. I told mom and dad they are never to visit Hogsnort's again. And to think mom told me I was going on an adventure! After my ordeal I am concerned that mom may have some issues with being truthful. While inside that cell I dreamed of the many things I could do to mom to take out my frustrations. I am pretty sure I can hold a Sharpie marker in my mouth. I've been studying the art of the mustache. I've just got to find my courage, and mom in a vulnerable position.
Once I got back to the den I ran around so much that I sort of wore myself out. Then I drank lots of water. And I ran around some more.

                                             Go to sleep mom. Yes. Go to sleep.

So things are back to normal for the Panda. I seem to have lost some of my power with the cats which I will be working on over the next few days. They will take me seriously again. After all, there can be only one.

I hope you have a fun filled week. Oh, and by the way, let your mom know that I happen to love food that has gone bad. The stinkier the better. Damn the consequences.

Love,
Panda

Wednesday 6 November 2013

Happy Birthday to me!!!

hi Panda!

I hope you are back from prison now.

As you know it was my birthday yesterday and I had the best day of my life!

I knew something was up when my Mom person carried on baking and cooking until late at night the day before and when I woke up in the morning she said: Happy Birthday my gorgeous fluffball ( it's ok, I like when she calls me cute names, except Smelly Belly, which I am not!!)  and she rubbed my belly. Oh, nothing better than a good belly rub in the morning! Dad person was away on business but that's ok because I knew he would be back later to give me presents!

 So anyway we got up and then she presented me with this!!!!




 All mine!
 
I was so excited I could hardly sit in my chair but we needed to take a photo!

 My wish is to have birthday every day... and for squirrels not to run up the tree when I chase them!

I had that yummy beef cake for breakfast and then we went to the park and I chased squirrels non stop for half an hour. It was great!!!

Mom person had to go to work after that but she gave me frozen kong to entertain myself. All right!!! 

When my walker Kat ( I know, I know we all laugh at that.. I am being walked by KAT) came to take me out for a walk with my friends I was still in bed snoozing. How embarrassing, but I blame it all on the food I had to digest!  She is German and apparently they are crazy about their sausages. She brought me a sausage to celebrate my birthday :-) it was great!

I spent the rest of the day relaxing and had more cake for dinner! Dad person didn't get me any presents (pftt.) but he asked me: " Did you have a  nice day Boo Boo?" and of course, I did but it would have been better if you gave me a present, you know?!

What a great day. My wish when I blew the candle was to have birthdays every day!

:-)

I wish I could send you some of that cake but Mom Person says it would go off... that would be a waste so I better eat it quickly.
xxx

Olivia

Monday 4 November 2013

Traumatic weekend in Olivia's household

hi Panda,

I'm sorry to hear that they have locked you in... you must have been really naughty or that Harvey Potter thing must be super important to them!

I myself had a little bit of a traumatic weekend. We went to see Mom and Dad people's lovely friends who live in that place called "outside London". It must have been far away as I dozed off in the car and only woke up when I heard my people laughing at me... they always laugh at me when I sleep...Seriously, they are so annoying that I'm contemplating running away from home... But not before dinner and they better pack me some snacks for later! I'm not running away from home on the empty stomach! They better start taking my threats seriously or else...

So anyway, we got to Jo and Tony's house and guess what??? Not only they had their 3 dogs but also they got a puppy horse ( well I think it was a horse because it was enormous)! It gets worse... they also had a guest dog staying over... aaaaaa... I was mortified! Do you know how many snacks that lot can eat? And we both know what happens when my Food Dispenser sees other dogs- she dishes out my snacks to them!!!
 See? that's what I'm talking about! She is giving snacks to all of them under my watchful eye! Even to the horse puppy!


Towards the end of the stay I was so exhausted from keeping en eye on her ( and my snacks) that I needed to be consoled...
 just promise that you will NOT give any more of my snacks to those dogs... *sobs*
 It's them... stealing my snacks


When we got home all I wanted to do was to sleep to recharge my batteries and shattered nerves!

Weekends in the countryside are nothing but trouble (but I do like my people's friends and their little daughter. They are all lovely and they say I'm cute ( which of course I know but it's nice to hear it anyway)).I really don't think I'm good with animals and I keep telling my Mom and Dad people that we should not, under any circumstances, consider getting a dog, unless it's one printed on the bedding...
 that's me with the only dog I want...


Anyway, that's all behind me because I'm very excited about tomorrow! It's my 5th birthday and I've heard the rumours that there will be a beef cake with peanut butter topping... I might struggle to fall asleep tonight as I'm buzzing with all the excitement!



Friday 1 November 2013

Dog In a Hole

Dear Olivia.

I am being held captive in a strange facility that smells like toilet cleaner and cat pee. No. I am not home. Dad brought me here! He and mom are obsessed with Harvey Potter (is that correct?) and they dumped me off at this boarding place so they could visit Hogsnorts in Florida. I am livid! I do have snacks. Thank you for your concern. I was able to release the latch on my containment cube and I am using the computer at the front desk to communicate to you my plight. There are other dogs here and the waitstaff have been nice, but, the other dogs have been laughing about my body proportions which is just rude! I have been reciting the Christina Aguilera song I Am Beautiful. Because I am. Mom tells me so.

To answer your question, I don't believe my tongue is quite as long as my legs. Yours is very impressive! Do you have breath issues? Mom makes me go to the dentist for teeth cleanings but always ends up calling me Stinky Wizzleteeth anyway. I'd better go, Rizzo the night attendant is coming back soon. I am coming home on Monday and will be back on my laptop. You have an excellent idea about getting our own mobile phones. I am going to ask Santa. Sending hugs. Panda.